Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in Tyler fucking Durden's LiveJournal:

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Friday, February 15th, 2008
2:23 am	It's a Tie!! Your results: You are Magneto Magneto 94% Apocalypse 94% Dr. Doom 81% Lex Luthor 71% Mr. Freeze 70% Juggernaut 65% Venom 64% Mystique 61% Catwoman 61% Green Goblin 61% Dark Phoenix 58% Kingpin 57% The Joker 56% Poison Ivy 52% Two-Face 45% Riddler 18% You fear the persecution of those that are different or underprivileged so much that you are willing to fight and hurt others for your cause. Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!) created with QuizFarm.com You scored as WereWolf WereWolf: Craving rare Meat, feeling caged, aggitated by being around people. Unable to control one's anger or temper. The person will give off symptoms of the shift. They will seem more hostile, blood thirsty, aggitated. They may even growl, bare their teeth or other animal like tendencies. In rare cases, some will physically change. Facial hair will grow thicker or darker, nails will become longer, canine's will seem longer. Embrace your wild side, for you are The Misunderstood WereWolf. WereWolf 83% Demon 75% Faerie 42% Angel 25% Mermaid 25% Dragon 17% (Comment on this)
Monday, January 28th, 2008
4:13 am	Cloverfield is purely profound and touching. A true gem of our generation. ::spits:: I watched a little film titled "Cloverfield" here tonight in the comfort of my own home.  Good thing I didn't pay anything for this event.  What a disappointment.  I really thought I'd enjoy watching New York get demolished by some ungodly creature of mystery.  Instead I got a bunch of uninteresting characters involved in a horrible plot involving romance.  And after developing my dislike towards these characters I was further disappointed by not being able to watch them die gruesome horrible deaths.  I feel cheated.  The only interesting part of the film is the creature, which never is enlightened upon.  How could you make a monster movie and make the main character the victims.  Fuck.  THE BETTER CLOVERFIELD: If I wrote this film, the main characters would have been a bunch of prostitutes, drug addicts, and white collar wall street assholes being chased around by a horrible mysterious monster that they cannot get a good look at.... only to eventually discover that the huge thing attacking New York is a grotesquesly animated, living breathing Statue of Liberty.  That it's been sleeping for centuries and has awoken from the unpleasant smell of corruption filling the air.  Fast forward to the United States Army destroying the beloved Statue Of Liberty.  Watch the French get pissed.  Oh, and then the main characters, the prostitute whores, the criminal drug addicts, and the white collar wall-street assholes all join the United States Army, because they're all poor, they have no place to live, and FIMA won't give anybody any financial support.  Role credits. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 27th, 2008
4:49 am	I am your idol The mirror is a funny place to hide Always suspicious of the world outside Those human creatures always on the go I see something inside they'll never know Broken needles and blackened spoons The liquid inside reflecting two moons the deeper I fall into oblivion the more comfortable I feel with what I've done the man in my mirror could be anyone but the man looking back is what I've become I am the two halves of space and time I am your idol, simply divine (Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 28th, 2004
8:15 pm	need to get higher and higher (2 Comments |Comment on this)
8:15 pm	i havn't updated in a long time. I guess junkies don't pay much attention to the cyber life. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2003
7:43 am	the contents within the cocktail whisper within the glass gazing closer the voices can be heard echoing at a deep pitch the room behind me reflects backwards from the inside of the fluids tipping the glass backwards and sailing into oblivion i can become one with voices as i turn around and greet the room (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, January 3rd, 2003
5:05 am	she's losing her virginity and all her will to compromise i didn't want to hurt you baby but your pretty when you cry i didn't want to fuck you baby but you're pretty when you're mine i didn't really love you baby but i'm pretty when i lie (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 30th, 2002
2:11 pm	Short Changed The aggrivation of starting over the depth of loss If only the inanity could beg to differ Like a mouse caught inside the jaws of a snake To plead about changing the rules of life To rewrite the system that has been written Logging In Waking Up Gaining sight on a misshapen past As it dissappears into the oblivion that is beyond my mirror My pockets beg me Beg to be filled A metaphor maybe I think that when I get my mail a second after the mailman has put it into my mailbox, and he looks back towards me with no word, as I pretend that it just appeared there magically. A metaphor maybe. And then again, I'm always the one feeling short-changed. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, January 28th, 2002
6:42 am	Things You Might Not Have Known: A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2 by 3-1/2. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, January 25th, 2002
5:05 am	Things You Might Not Have Known: (this one is interesting) A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why. (Comment on this)
Thursday, January 24th, 2002
5:31 pm	Things You Might Not Have Known: (I havn't updated in awhile, so here's 3 facts.) The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 20th, 2002
2:40 am	Things You Might Not Have Known: The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, January 19th, 2002
10:03 pm	Things You Might Not Have Known: Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself. (Comment on this)
Friday, January 18th, 2002
4:42 am	Things You Might Not Have Known: The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickle the company once had. A rat can last longer without water than a camel. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 17th, 2002
1:44 am	Things You Might Not Have Known: Money isn't made out of paper. It's made out of cotton. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 16th, 2002
3:06 am	Inspiration frustration seeping like blood from the cracked ribs of a McDonald cow falls on my conceptual plane in large putrid drops and after a while forms a rust-colored pool there. ??????????? ??????? ????????????? ????? "???? ?? ??? ?? ??????". ????? ?????????? "???? ?? ??? ?? ???????". ???? ? ?? ??????, ???? ??????? ??????????, ?? ???? ??? ?????? - ???? ?? ??? ?? ???????! ??????? ??????? ??????, ? ????? - ????????, ????? ???????? "?????", ???? ??? ???????? ?????! (Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 15th, 2002
3:51 am	More useless information 1946; US detonated the atomic bomb at Bikini Atoll in the Pacific in its first underwater test (this is why the "new" 2-piece swimsuits were called bikinis, due to lack of material) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 13th, 2002
6:09 am	I don't have an STD or anything, I'm not a pervert, and I do shower,.. but man, does it feel good to scratch my nuts every once in a while. Especially on this occasion of boredness. I also like to randomly add freinds to my journal whom I don't even know. Simply because I like alot of flavor to my reading. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, January 12th, 2002
2:23 am	Psychologists are wonderful. Does an ex-girlfriends lack of attention mean your feeling of rejection? If so, thats only natural if you're still in love with her. Do you often feel the need to find a girl to have a crush on when Your ex-girlfiend has a boy crush? If so, that's only natural if you feel aggression towards your past relationship. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 9th, 2002
4:14 am	Kicking the Mother Fucking Clock My alarm went off this morning Awaking me with it's annoying sound As it does every morning the beginning of every day Starting my day, awaking from my slumber to that noise to that noise I laid still listening to it Listening to my aggrivation Feeling the hatred for the black electronic unit that keeps track of time, just to fucking taunt me the numbers, the digits, changing every 60 seconds taunting me the power the small black peice of shit had over me the aggrivation the power it has over everything and for a minute, I stopped time The best way to wake up in the morning is to smash that mother fucker Smashing that mother fucker Smashing that mother fucker Smashing that mother fucker Smashing that mother fucker And these thoughts are fading in time Fading with my defeat by time (Comment on this)